Our Magical Oven/Sleep talking husband!

So our teeny tiny apartment is actually quite cute and has turned out to have some interesting features or creatures in it! We have discovered that our oven is magical. You can cook anything in it from rolls to a casserole and it takes anywhere from 2-10 minutes depending on what it is haha. So....the other day Michael and I decided to make a chocolate cake. I put it in the oven and started doing dishes. After about 2 minutes, I checked it and it was still the batter so I continued scrubbing dishes. About 5 minutes later just as I was about finished, I started smelling cake so I opened up the oven and sure enough our wonderful cake was golden brown. I could hardly believe this so I stuck my fork in it and it came out completely clean. Turns out we made an amazingly good cake in around ten minutes haha. We are quite thrilled about our new discovery because time will no longer be an issue when deciding what to cook! So besides our magical oven, we have a cupboard that attracts ants. Sometimes I will open it up and find piles of ants just crawling around...nasty. But it gets worse...we have ear wigs. Probably in my top 5 creepest bug list. Sometimes we find them in our bed dead! Well besides our creepy bug problem, we love our cozy, cute apartment and of course our magical oven!

Now my dear husband has developed a particularly hilarious habit of talking when he is pretty much zonked out. He even laughs in his sleep which is so funny because he sounds like a drunk. So the other night, we were lying in bed and as far as i knew Michael was fast asleep. Well all of a sudden he randomly says, "I am sorry." And I said,"Um sorry for what?" and he goes, "I am thinking mean thoughts about you right now." I was like, "um that's sad, like what?" He replies, "I am not going to tell you because it isn't very nice." I said, "Just please tell me anyways." So he then goes on to call me a prostitute because apparently I like to go to dances with other guys haha. And then just 2 nights ago I asked him what treat he was going to bring me back from the bakery and he goes, " a pumpkin!" And I of course was like, "Um I don't think they have pumpkins at the bakery sweetheart, but maybe you could bring me home a pumpkin cookie." However, he still remained firm on the fact that they did have pumpkins at the bakery! Oh how I love my boy, he never ceases to make me laugh!